3 definitions by HelloNasty

Darkolepsy

n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion

"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

Dark

The state of being really drunk. Similar to "blacking out"

"I'm dark as night" or "Let's get dark on the darkest day of the year (Dec. 21)"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

Granny

adj. Something that is really good at being what it is; a substitution for the underlying adjective.

"That girl is granny" (hot)
"This pie is granny" (tasty)

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009