n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion
"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"
by HelloNasty January 3, 2009
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Matt: Wow look Diane is suffereing from a Dorkileptic siezure!
Joe: Yea they call it Dorkilepsy, its very common in a lot people you think are normal.
Matt: I always thought she was a little quirky on occasion, but I never relized Diane was having an episode.
Joe: Your lucky you only witnessed her when she had a mild spasm just wait till you see one of her severe spasms it takes being a dork to a whole new level.
Joe: Yea they call it Dorkilepsy, its very common in a lot people you think are normal.
Matt: I always thought she was a little quirky on occasion, but I never relized Diane was having an episode.
Joe: Your lucky you only witnessed her when she had a mild spasm just wait till you see one of her severe spasms it takes being a dork to a whole new level.
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Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
by Jason July 31, 2004
Get the markolepsy mug.A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.
Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?
Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......
Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!
Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....
Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......
Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!
Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....
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Get the narkolepsy mug.When one either watches a movie trailer, reads a book, or sees a trailer for a new game and becomes overly excited about it, to a freak out state of mind, causing one to go into shakes, fits, and outbreaks of rage, shock, giddiness, disbelief, or just general excitement. Perferably, the subject of the movie, book, or game is something that people would classify as being dorky or nerdy.
*Watches the trailer for the final Harry Potter film* Oh my god!!! I NEED TO SEE THAT! I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL FUCKING JULY?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!!! WHY CAN'T IT COME NOW?!?!?!?! *Fits and tantrums and dorkilepsy insues*
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