Definitions by Miquelito6233

Disingenuflect 

This is when you kneel at church but you don’t really mean it.

The priest kept an eye out for disingenuflections among his parishioners.

Disingenuflect by Miquelito6233 December 18, 2024

Ass Neck 

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders

The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.

Ass Neck by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Ass Shoulders 

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

Ass Shoulders by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Barkolepsy 

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

Barkolepsy by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Flip flop ass drop 

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.

The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.

Flip flop ass drop by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023

Dip netting 

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

Dip netting by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

Scrump 

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

Scrump by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023