Miquelito6233's definitions

Devil’s echo

The sound emitted when you fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

As I sat on the commode, I uncorked a tremendous devil’s echo just prior to dropping a deuce.

by Miquelito6233 December 29, 2019

haunch wagon

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.

I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.

by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020

nwa10fp

This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.

When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"

by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020

NOG

This is an acronym for 'nose out guy' or 'nose out gal'. It applies to the person who wears their face mask on their mouth only- below their nose. This makes the NOG's nose impossible to not look at.

Look at this NOG blasting nose moisture all over!

by Miquelito6233 September 27, 2020

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Barkolepsy

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024