This is an acronym for 'nose out guy' or 'nose out gal'. It applies to the person who wears their face mask on their mouth only- below their nose. This makes the NOG's nose impossible to not look at.
Look at this NOG blasting nose moisture all over!
This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.
When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"
Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
The sound emitted when you fart whilst sitting on the toilet.
As I sat on the commode, I uncorked a tremendous devil’s echo just prior to dropping a deuce.
