This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023
This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 14, 2023
by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024
This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.
by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020
Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020
by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023
When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck
See also: ass neck
by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024