Disingenuflect

This is when you kneel at church but you don’t really mean it.

The priest kept an eye out for disingenuflections among his parishioners.

by Miquelito6233 December 18, 2024

Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024

Devil’s echo

The sound emitted when you fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

As I sat on the commode, I uncorked a tremendous devil’s echo just prior to dropping a deuce.

by Miquelito6233 December 29, 2019

nwa10fp

This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.

When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"

by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023

Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders

The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.

by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024

NOG

This is an acronym for 'nose out guy' or 'nose out gal'. It applies to the person who wears their face mask on their mouth only- below their nose. This makes the NOG's nose impossible to not look at.

Look at this NOG blasting nose moisture all over!

by Miquelito6233 September 27, 2020