Banteries 

A set of banned batteries.

Man did I accidentally buy some illegal banteries?

Banteries by Winni_Parbydie May 12, 2022

Banteries 

A set of banned batteries.

Dang, I think I bought some illegal banteries.

Banteries by Winni_Parbydie May 12, 2022

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.

Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.

bantercise by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010

Bantercast 

A compound word (banter+broadcast/podcast)
A show primarily involved in the broadcasting of comedy/banter, e.g a radio show or podcast.

*Did you catch the latest episode of Jim and Tom's bantercast?
*We need at least 2 people to record a bantercast and start bantercasting.
*Plenty of banterisms in last nights bantercast eh?

Bantercast by Tabbzy April 21, 2009