Bannana Hammock

Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.

Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-MAC January 6, 2004

Banana Hammock Jamboree

A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.

Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.

by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015

Bananna Hammock

Men's Bikini Briefs

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016