3 definitions by Lugiratina

A thong for your schlong
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
by Lugiratina July 29, 2014
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One of those douchebags that hog the outlets and/or comfy chairs for hours on end at Starbucks. Most likely one of those hipsters with no literary talent that hog the comfy chairs at Starbucks while waiting out their never-ending writer's block. Also includes the business people that use Starbucks as a satellite office.
That starschmuck has been sitting there for hours!
by Lugiratina July 7, 2014
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An ugliness beyond 'fugly'. A person who is ugly in every aspect of their being (such as my douchebag brother Doug). Someone whose looks, personality, and mannerisms are all severely ugly.
by Lugiratina July 7, 2014
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