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Something people look up on UD when they're bored.
You know you're bored when you look up banana.
by nickel124 August 20, 2013
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.
"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"
by Matrixx January 11, 2014
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1. a slang word derived from the old saying "bananas" used to describe someone that was crazy. Used now to describe anything in style or cool.
by Jewelius Seizer March 06, 2003
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According to Gwen Stefani, bananas is what "this shit" is. Soon thereafter she informs us how to spell bananas.

Addicting? Yes.
Retarted? Perhaps.
Genius? Absolutely.
Orange County Spelling Bee:

Bee Man: Ms. Stefani, please give a definition and then spell "Bananas."

GS: This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Bee Man: Genius. Pure Genius. Give her the 1st place trophy right away. Ms. Stefani, you are the bananas.
by Andro0z13 April 07, 2005
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