Ballmash 

Verb.The act of corn dogging someone, followed by a sac-tap. No simultaneously but with a good 10 minutes space.

Aftermath: Hillary Clinton sized balls.
Hey lets go ballmash Dylan, because he's poor!
Yea, or Bartholomeus because thats a cool name.

Ballmash by Michaelpwns May 15, 2007

ballsmasher 

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004

Ballwash 

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

Ballwash by stealyourface September 15, 2010

BALLWASHED 

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.

-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.

BALLWASHED by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

ballwasher by jody November 15, 2003