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ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
ballwasher by jody November 15, 2003

ballmaster 

Someone who keeps on your case to do something, or someone who is being a complete asshole.
"Dude, my manager is being a total ballmaster today."
ballmaster by Judah126 May 18, 2008

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly
"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."
Ballwasher by Jim T January 6, 2004

Ballmaster 

Having a skilled mastery at handling male genitals
Guy: Bro i am about to ballmaster my boyfriend so hard he's going to love it
Ballmaster by Epicturtl3m4n October 20, 2021

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.
"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"
ballwasher by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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