corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
by aragorn February 17, 2004
One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.
This term is used as an insult.
This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
by jody November 16, 2003
This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.
"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"
"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"
"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"
by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004
by Rodney King April 22, 2004
1: a pathetic loser
2: a lazy sloth of a person
3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.
2: a lazy sloth of a person
3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.
Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"
David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"
Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"
David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"
Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"
by stealyourface September 15, 2010
1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.
2) Some who simps for NASA.
3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.
4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.
2) Some who simps for NASA.
3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.
4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.
-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.
by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021
Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.
Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.
Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.
by turnyourface July 20, 2010