ballrash 

Ballrash normally occurs after rubbing your scrotum against your sex partners partly shaved bearded dragon. This practise is a result of not wanting to shoot a load into your partners vaginal area but rather pull out rub your srotum along the partly shaved hairy bicycle rack to shoot your load over the stomach and breast region of your partner.

'I pulled out the other night and have the MRS and ballsack rub on her partly shaved pussy and ended up with ballrash'

ballrash by Blogmaster December 30, 2007

Ballmash 

Verb.The act of corn dogging someone, followed by a sac-tap. No simultaneously but with a good 10 minutes space.

Aftermath: Hillary Clinton sized balls.
Hey lets go ballmash Dylan, because he's poor!
Yea, or Bartholomeus because thats a cool name.

Ballmash by Michaelpwns May 15, 2007

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004

Ballwash 

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

Ballwash by stealyourface September 15, 2010

BALLWASHED 

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.

-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.

BALLWASHED by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

ballwasher by jody November 15, 2003