jody's definitions

bling-bling

wealth, usually in the form of jewelry or flashy merchandise; can also be used to indicate money

Steve: That is some nice bling-bling you have hanging around your neck.
Bob: Thank you. I bought this neck chain yesterday.

by Jody September 24, 2003

dodang

noun: schlong, trouser snake, big dink

noun: moron, asshole, dickmunch

Damn, Nut's thick dodang really rips a girl's insides apart!

Dave, quit being a dodang!

by Jody November 10, 2004

CENSOR

Excellent industrial influenced drum-and-bass psychadelia. Intricate, propulsive, and original, this artist is actively bombing the borders between d'n'b, breakcore, industrial, and powernoise. Symphonic moments that are simultaneously dark and luminous are kept aloft by shifting drum and bass rhythms crafted from equal parts concrete, ubran grime, and precision-etched silicon. A new breed of electronic music that is unafraid of cross-genre pollination and driven by pure organic emotion.

Boy, oh boy! CENSOR is one of the most talented and dedicated electronic artists I've heard in ages. I want to make out with him.

by Jody January 19, 2005

mama drama

what we call made-for-tv movies like the kind you see on Lifetime for Women

Did you watch that Mama Drama the other night starring Jacquelyn Smith?

by Jody May 6, 2005

tactical spew

to be sick on purpose with the intention to carry on drinking even more alcohol

fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.

by jody October 30, 2003

Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody June 21, 2006

hackbart

a terrible golfer, one with less than adequate skills.

Even though Jody had new golf clubs, shoes, and all the proper attire, she was still a hackbart.

by Jody May 6, 2005