BALLWASHED 

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.

-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.

BALLWASHED by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004

Ballwash 

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

Ballwash by stealyourface September 15, 2010

Ballassed

Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky

My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.

Ballassed by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

ballwasher by jody November 15, 2003

bullashedi 

Tired. Exhausted. Fatigued. Drugged.

"You're so oom bullashedi; go to bed!"

bullashedi by googles January 15, 2004