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ball ball dick 

The words one must utter while playing Call of Duty Black Ops | when the Trey arch logo appears on screen indicating a player must patiently wait an undefined amount of time for the game to progress.

The phrase describes the look of the Trey arch logo as it cycles repeatedly in its modified toroidal circular pattern to indicate something VERY important is happening in the background. The logo gives a player a visual prompt to utter an audible update to other players in their party to ensure they are made aware of a delay in game play.

It’s customary for players in a COD party to repeat, "Ball Ball Dick" over and over to ensure other party members can take appropriate action (e.g. crack open a beer, get more Cheetos, replace controller batteries, scratch one’s ass, etc.) The phrase is most effective in a sentence, "I'm being Ball Ball Dicked right now. Hopefully I can rejoin your party soon!"

For brevity, a TLA-version "BBD" can be used to provide faster conveyance of one’s status to other players and this approach is highly useful for out-of-band communication (e.g. text/SMS, Skype, smoke signals, etc.) when Xbox Live chat services are unavailable.

While the phrase refers to the wait-time in COD |, it can also be liberally used to describe other situations when one must wait an unknown amount of time (i.e. DMV; Proctologist’s office; While waiting for someone to finish taking a shit).
Son --- of --- a --- bitch!!!! I'm being BALL BALL DICKED again?!?!? Hopefully I can rejoin my goddam Call of Duty party soon! Damn you Treyarch....Damn you to Hell!
ball ball dick by Doug6ft3 July 13, 2016

ballicks 

nortern irish slang for a non truth or not good. english is "bollocks"
bout ye mucker, last nights party was ballicks!
ballicks by tim dodds May 19, 2005

ballnicky 

When one nicks their ball sack while shaving it, manscaping. A
I git a ballnicky last night shaving it down for the ladies. Manscaping hurts, it hurts like hell to walk.
ballnicky by mark5150 November 30, 2019

balltickler 

Someone who exhibits homosexual tendencies in an aggressive way.
After I nailed the last guy to win our dodgeball game, the whole team gave me high fives, except for Steve, who smacked me in the ass. What a balltickler that guy is.
balltickler by Nick D October 25, 2005

take the bulldick to the chengis 

1. literally: rough sex between seedy people

2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"

3. touchdown in football
1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis

2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.

3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.

Balldickulous 

Adj. - Extremely good. Can also be used to mean extremely bad, in a sarcastic sense.
Primary, positive meaning: This soup is balldickulous!

Secondary, sarcastic meaning: This speeding ticket is completely balldickulous.
Balldickulous by DonkeyShines August 5, 2010