Balldicker

Someone who touches your balls and then dicks ya later in the day

That ol Dave's a balldicker

by Shwangers club August 18, 2017

baglicker

A suckup,brownnoser,someone who will sell someone out for personal gain,commonly used as a derogatory term in the GM plants in Oshawa,Ontario.

Geez man,he is such a fuckin baglicker!

by Frank S December 28, 2005

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...

by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker

a person who sacks balls

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!

by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

balljacker

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

Batlicker

Socially unacceptable behaviour that has wildly disproportionate fallout.

For example, I kicked a bat, and halted the global economy with covid19.

You are a massive batlicker.

by ratticusbrown March 14, 2020