3 definitions by mark5150

Nader

When in front of a large audience, you squeeze out what you thought was a fart, only to realize it was combined with a chocolaty wet turd. Then slither away from the audience, camera, or public eye.

Oh wow, that guy totally dropped a Nader in his trousers last night on t.v.

Yea did you see him penguin walk off the stage?
Yea, it was great!

by mark5150 September 25, 2020

ballnicky

When one nicks their ball sack while shaving it, manscaping. A

I git a ballnicky last night shaving it down for the ladies. Manscaping hurts, it hurts like hell to walk.

by mark5150 November 30, 2019

cod lock

To block out or be placed in an undesirable position. To jump in front of.

Man, Mikie really Cod Locked you guys at the bar last night. He was talking to all the ladies there and we never got in a word in with them. No boots for us again.

by mark5150 February 6, 2015