When in front of a large audience, you squeeze out what you thought was a fart, only to realize it was combined with a chocolaty wet turd. Then slither away from the audience, camera, or public eye.
Oh wow, that guy totally dropped a Nader in his trousers last night on t.v.
Yea did you see him penguin walk off the stage?
Yea, it was great!
Man, Mikie really Cod Locked you guys at the bar last night. He was talking to all the ladies there and we never got in a word in with them. No boots for us again.