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Ball-Dick-Ball

Ball-Dick-Ball is the act of pulling one's penis down as far as it goes. The next step is difficult and possibly hurtful. It involves pulling one's balls up to either side of the severely elongated dick. Then cover the knob and top of the shaft with your hand, the scene should resemble three lovely coconuts standing in a row.
As part of the dick showing game, the result of an individual looking at the Ball-Dick-Ball is 20 punches to the arm
Damn man my arm hurts so fucking bad... should never have looked at that guys Ball-Dick-Ball
by the goochburger June 21, 2009
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The words one must utter while playing Call of Duty Black Ops | when the Trey arch logo appears on screen indicating a player must patiently wait an undefined amount of time for the game to progress.

The phrase describes the look of the Trey arch logo as it cycles repeatedly in its modified toroidal circular pattern to indicate something VERY important is happening in the background. The logo gives a player a visual prompt to utter an audible update to other players in their party to ensure they are made aware of a delay in game play.

It’s customary for players in a COD party to repeat, "Ball Ball Dick" over and over to ensure other party members can take appropriate action (e.g. crack open a beer, get more Cheetos, replace controller batteries, scratch one’s ass, etc.) The phrase is most effective in a sentence, "I'm being Ball Ball Dicked right now. Hopefully I can rejoin your party soon!"

For brevity, a TLA-version "BBD" can be used to provide faster conveyance of one’s status to other players and this approach is highly useful for out-of-band communication (e.g. text/SMS, Skype, smoke signals, etc.) when Xbox Live chat services are unavailable.

While the phrase refers to the wait-time in COD |, it can also be liberally used to describe other situations when one must wait an unknown amount of time (i.e. DMV; Proctologist’s office; While waiting for someone to finish taking a shit).
Son --- of --- a --- bitch!!!! I'm being BALL BALL DICKED again?!?!? Hopefully I can rejoin my goddam Call of Duty party soon! Damn you Treyarch....Damn you to Hell!
by Doug6ft3 July 13, 2016
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Dick-ball

A ball made of tape which then has dicks drawn all over it... usually creative dicks, such as dicks with bowties.
Today I was bored in class so i made a dick-ball.
by period F lunch March 20, 2009
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Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping
Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!
by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020
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Tennis ball dick

N.

When a man is wearing tight pants and his dick/ balls resembles a tennis ball shape
His pants were so tight his dick was looking like a tennis ball dick.
by Squad2.0 June 10, 2018
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Dick Ball

A dick ball is when a bowler bowls the cricket ball and nips back into your dick.
“Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”

Or

“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.
by Nickyk11 June 9, 2019
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Nigga Dick Ball Cheese

A sap found under the foreskin; sometimes eaten. Although it may sound bizarre, it is done in various countries in Africa.
Honey, can I lick off your Nigga Dick Ball Cheese?
by skullwise May 1, 2022
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