Baglo

Baglo is the most heinous and repulsive name one could have. The bag that the name comes from is not an object of beauty; it is a bag of distress, one of filth and horror. It is a bag full of sickness, disfigurement, and repugnant odors. It is the bag into which all the fears of humanity are poured out and stored away, forgotten and left to fester and rot until those forgotten memories are brought back up into the light. Baglo is the embodiment of terror, revulsion, and shame, a bag that evokes fear and dread in all those who dare to look upon it.

Person 1: Who is that creature over there?
Person 2: You don't even wanna know. There are some people with the name Baglo. If you look at them you would't even know they are of the human race.
Person 1: WHAT?! That thing is not human.

by MurvDyr November 27, 2023

Shat Baggot

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.

Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 April 10, 2017

baglicker

A suckup,brownnoser,someone who will sell someone out for personal gain,commonly used as a derogatory term in the GM plants in Oshawa,Ontario.

Geez man,he is such a fuckin baglicker!

by Frank S December 28, 2005

bagfoot

A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

Bagley Bandits

A group of true professionals who pride themselves on the suffering of others, well known across all games including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DayZ, and Rainbow Six Siege. Known as the scourge of the USONIA DayZ server, the Bagley Bandits dethroned the peasants known as the Elektro Police Force who were never to be seen again.

Person 1: I got bound and tortured in the Elektro Police Station today, I lost all my gear too
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through

by Samir's Shotgun July 1, 2019

bagonize

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize

To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.

by hasany81 May 17, 2013

bagboy

An extremely unappreciated individual whose sole purpose is to bag groceries. The task this individual performs is often seen as menial by regular jackoffs.

"Vons has a lot of bagboys".

by bagboyelite June 15, 2010