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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle

Bagle by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019

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Bagle

To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.

Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.

Bagle by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011

Bagle

When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly

Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.

Bagle by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020

bagle

refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.

this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!

bagle by Youngbuk August 29, 2009

bagle dog

where you attempt a pink sock but when pulling out the penis rips off, stuck in the girl's but hole.

Dood after attempting a pink sock he got bagle dogged and had to go to the ER.

bagle dog by Tom Naime May 14, 2008

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

bagle eating jew by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026