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For any dumbass who cant spell bagel
That was a very good bagle I made.
by ShortAsian June 22, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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T̶̛̘̭͓̭̭̩͔̯̅̄̍͘͟͠h̛͙̰̥̬͕͖̘̰̾̆͐̌̉͋̓̎͡ ẹ̴̡̙̙̼̮͐͑͗̍͞ o͖̼̯̫̎̇̑̐̿͜͝ v̧̠̝͖̳̿̄͐̿̕͟͜ȅ̴͓̳̙͈̻̻̥̒͛͛̊̏͢͝ͅr̢̧̡̧̲͕̻̦̽́̀͆͐͑̎͊̄̑ l̵̨̳̱̣̝͚̉̍̍̔͊̄͑͡o̳̯͔̤͌́̈̂̄̈̊͡ͅř̴̭͖̻͕̹̝̙̈́͗̃̄͑͗̕͠d̰̞̼̂̈̅̌̑͢͟͞͞͝͝
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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle
by Froakiecoolgaming September 05, 2019
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To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.
Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.
by Wind0wsman January 24, 2011
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refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.
this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!
by Youngbuk August 29, 2009
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When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly
Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.
by Somedoodthatisbored May 28, 2020
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