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BS&L by Scott Williams January 21, 2005
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The BS Law of Numbers
The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.
*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.
*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.
*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.
*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.
A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.
A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.
A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.
The BS Law of Numbers by Captain DGAF May 13, 2010
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B.S.L.
The back-side lesbian, or more commonly known as the BSL, is a male individual that looks remarkably like a lesbian from behind, complete with woven choker necklace, short, boyish haircut, shapely female form, and undersized genitals. Studies have shown that a BSL is willing to shove a large dildo far up his ass for only 50 dollars and many have unhealthy fetishes for comic book heroes, often using Batman posters as masturbatory aids. Furthermore, BSLs have an uncanny ability for arts and crafts and eating pepperoni calzones, but that's about it. BSLs have a strong aversion to Segalls, as well.
EX 1:
Guy 1: Hey, you totally looks like a B.S.L. from behind.
Guy 2: Scissor me!
EX 2:
Guy 1: Dude, you like a big time B.S.L.
Guy 2: Whatever, man. How hot is Shelby looking tonight, by the way?
Guy 1: Hey, you totally looks like a B.S.L. from behind.
Guy 2: Scissor me!
EX 2:
Guy 1: Dude, you like a big time B.S.L.
Guy 2: Whatever, man. How hot is Shelby looking tonight, by the way?
B.S.L. by eh fack u amit September 5, 2009
S.L.O.B.S
SLOBS or Super, Lazy, Obscene, Bastards consists of 4 people: Galloglasses, Mental Myles, Rebby, and Siccer who all live in the same house and get themselves into all sorts of crazy trouble and adventures.
Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.
Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.
Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.
Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.
more info to come....maybe
Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.
Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.
Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.
Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.
more info to come....maybe
b.s.l
Yo,I am about to go BSL. Cause I gotta get up and go to work early tommorrow morning.
Ty:Damn how you gonna hook me up with that ugly bitch?
Al:Man just BSL so I can holla at her next,She a BALLGAME.
Ty:Damn how you gonna hook me up with that ugly bitch?
Al:Man just BSL so I can holla at her next,She a BALLGAME.
b.s.l by Hollachagurl January 30, 2005
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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