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S.L.O.B.S 

SLOBS or Super, Lazy, Obscene, Bastards consists of 4 people: Galloglasses, Mental Myles, Rebby, and Siccer who all live in the same house and get themselves into all sorts of crazy trouble and adventures.

Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.

Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.

Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.

Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.

more info to come....maybe
S.L.O.B.S QUOTES:

Galloglasses: "WHY ARE ALL YOU NAKED PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN MY COAT!?!"

Myles: "*humps Rebs leg*

Rebby: "You guys make me sick!"

Siccer: "I sense a lot of stupidity in this room....where did everyone go?"
S.L.O.B.S by Siccer August 6, 2007
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S.L.O.B. 

Some Ladies Objectify Boys. Another term for a messy slut who doesn't give a damn about her reputation or others feelings.
Well I think its safe to say that your ex is a total S.L.O.B.
S.L.O.B. by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

c.o.b.s.t.l. 

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.
me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...
c.o.b.s.t.l. by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d 

im tired of living but scared of dieing
boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too

A.L.B.O.S. 

Acronym for A Legit Black Out Sesh- A night when you drink to the point of blacking out.
Blake- "Hey Lance, what are we doing tonight?"

Lance "A.L.B.O.S. baby, look at these gangels bitch, wazzup!"
A.L.B.O.S. by Devin Alexis April 19, 2008
S.O.B.L stands for "Spitting out blood, laughing". We use this term when we are laughing so hard, that we feel the need to say that.
Person 1: Hey what does BTS stand for?

Person 2: Sobl

Person 2 used the term "S.O.B.L" because they thought Person 1 was stupid for not knowing what "BTS" stood for, and laughed so hard, that they physically spat out blood. (Of course, you do not have to spit out blood to use this term, but in this case, someone actually did spit out blood from laughing so hard.)

O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y 

O-Off course
B-blacks
V-viciously
I-insult
O-others
U-under
S-serious
L-laughter
Y-Ya'll
he's balcks so O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y he has jokes