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Beat,Skeet,Leave. (The act of fucking,nutting,then immediately going home.
Yo,I am about to go BSL. Cause I gotta get up and go to work early tommorrow morning.

Ty:Damn how you gonna hook me up with that ugly bitch?
Al:Man just BSL so I can holla at her next,She a BALLGAME.
b.s.l by Hollachagurl January 30, 2005
Words you can keep
Abbreviation for Bull Shit Laros; when someone bull shits the shit out of you.
When someone says they are picking you up from the airport and promises you that they will and in the end don't, that person just B.S.Led you.
B.S.L by laking123 February 19, 2018
The back-side lesbian, or more commonly known as the BSL, is a male individual that looks remarkably like a lesbian from behind, complete with woven choker necklace, short, boyish haircut, shapely female form, and undersized genitals. Studies have shown that a BSL is willing to shove a large dildo far up his ass for only 50 dollars and many have unhealthy fetishes for comic book heroes, often using Batman posters as masturbatory aids. Furthermore, BSLs have an uncanny ability for arts and crafts and eating pepperoni calzones, but that's about it. BSLs have a strong aversion to Segalls, as well.
EX 1:

Guy 1: Hey, you totally looks like a B.S.L. from behind.

Guy 2: Scissor me!

EX 2:

Guy 1: Dude, you like a big time B.S.L.

Guy 2: Whatever, man. How hot is Shelby looking tonight, by the way?
B.S.L. by eh fack u amit September 5, 2009

S.L.O.B.S 

SLOBS or Super, Lazy, Obscene, Bastards consists of 4 people: Galloglasses, Mental Myles, Rebby, and Siccer who all live in the same house and get themselves into all sorts of crazy trouble and adventures.

Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.

Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.

Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.

Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.

more info to come....maybe
S.L.O.B.S QUOTES:

Galloglasses: "WHY ARE ALL YOU NAKED PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN MY COAT!?!"

Myles: "*humps Rebs leg*

Rebby: "You guys make me sick!"

Siccer: "I sense a lot of stupidity in this room....where did everyone go?"
S.L.O.B.S by Siccer August 6, 2007

B.S.T.L. 

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty
Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.
Acronym for Balls sticking to legs.

"Sorry, but in this weather I've got crazy B.S.T.L going on!"
B.S.T.L by Délhan June 20, 2006

B.S.T.L. 

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty
Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.
B.S.T.L. by Derek Wertheim December 14, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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