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Beat my meat and Yeet my skeet

Beat my meat means to masturbate, and Yeet my skeet means to ejaculate (because Yeet means throw and skeet means semen)

BMYS is the act of masturbating, and ejaculating
Brad: Hey Peter, what are your plans for the night?

Peter: Oh nothing really, probably just going to BMYS
BMYS by Bmysman October 16, 2018
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Can i B my L on your Ts? 

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead
BMYU

Short for "Bob Marley’s Your Uncle". Used by stoners to indicate that the ganja is good, they’re happily high, or any cannabis related expression of satisfaction.
Justin Trudeau says he’s pro legalization of marijuana, so BMYU, Canada.
BMYU by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 15, 2016

B my L on someone's T's 

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

i need to B my L on someone's Ts 

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.
Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!

Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.

Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
b my v by HardandReady November 7, 2010