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BMYS
Beat my meat and Yeet my skeet
Beat my meat means to masturbate, and Yeet my skeet means to ejaculate (because Yeet means throw and skeet means semen)
BMYS is the act of masturbating, and ejaculating
Beat my meat means to masturbate, and Yeet my skeet means to ejaculate (because Yeet means throw and skeet means semen)
BMYS is the act of masturbating, and ejaculating
Can i B my L on your Ts?
It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
Can i B my L on your Ts? by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008
BMYU
BMYU
Short for "Bob Marley’s Your Uncle". Used by stoners to indicate that the ganja is good, they’re happily high, or any cannabis related expression of satisfaction.
Short for "Bob Marley’s Your Uncle". Used by stoners to indicate that the ganja is good, they’re happily high, or any cannabis related expression of satisfaction.
BMYU by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 15, 2016
B my L on someone's T's
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
B my L on someone's T's by Diego B May 23, 2008
i need to B my L on someone's Ts
I need to Blow my Load on some Titties
an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
i need to B my L on someone's Ts by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010
b my v
Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
b my v by HardandReady November 7, 2010
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