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Used to avoid TOS violations on certain forums, it is a way of getting your point across to a troll.

"Thanks for your opinion. BMYLS"

BMYLS by Javajabbers May 18, 2008

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BMYS

Beat my meat and Yeet my skeet

Beat my meat means to masturbate, and Yeet my skeet means to ejaculate (because Yeet means throw and skeet means semen)

BMYS is the act of masturbating, and ejaculating

Brad: Hey Peter, what are your plans for the night?

Peter: Oh nothing really, probably just going to BMYS

BMYS by Bmysman October 16, 2018

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BMYLS • BMBLSH • henry boylston • West Boylston • BMY • B my L on someone's T's • B my L on her T's

BMYL

Biggest Mistake of Your Life. Typically used to express your disapproval of something someone said or did. Also can be used as a strong form of advice.

Person 1: Hey guess what! I just got an email from some guy in Nigeria that said I could inherit millions!!
Person 2: Please tell me you didn't give him your info...
Person 1: Yeah I did why?
Person 2: BMYL

Person 1: Hey I just sold my Subaru for a Honda
Person 2: BMYL

BMYL by HolmesCT September 20, 2011

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West Boylston

Simply, the worst town in the world

West Boylston is so bad, that even the mayor hates it here.

West Boylston by GUnitDontPlayAround November 5, 2004

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henry boylston

One of the most smelly humans to exist. He sells and consumes his own poo for a living. He makes his stinky videos for his fanbase. He is one of a kind.

Damn Henry Boylston is extra smelly today.

henry boylston by Tyrell Hillman March 19, 2020

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BMBLSH

Break My Back Laughing So Hard

Usually used in a what if or what would you do statement.

What would you do if i got with David's sister...

I would BMBLSH

BMBLSH by Brock Stahl February 1, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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