BMYLS 

Bite me, you little shit.

Used to avoid TOS violations on certain forums, it is a way of getting your point across to a troll.

"Thanks for your opinion. BMYLS"

BMYLS by Javajabbers May 18, 2008

BMYS 

Beat my meat and Yeet my skeet

Beat my meat means to masturbate, and Yeet my skeet means to ejaculate (because Yeet means throw and skeet means semen)

BMYS is the act of masturbating, and ejaculating

Brad: Hey Peter, what are your plans for the night?

Peter: Oh nothing really, probably just going to BMYS

BMYS by Bmysman October 16, 2018

BMYL 

Biggest Mistake of Your Life. Typically used to express your disapproval of something someone said or did. Also can be used as a strong form of advice.

Person 1: Hey guess what! I just got an email from some guy in Nigeria that said I could inherit millions!!
Person 2: Please tell me you didn't give him your info...
Person 1: Yeah I did why?
Person 2: BMYL

Person 1: Hey I just sold my Subaru for a Honda
Person 2: BMYL

BMYL by HolmesCT September 20, 2011

West Boylston 

Simply, the worst town in the world

West Boylston is so bad, that even the mayor hates it here.

West Boylston by GUnitDontPlayAround November 5, 2004

henry boylston 

One of the most smelly humans to exist. He sells and consumes his own poo for a living. He makes his stinky videos for his fanbase. He is one of a kind.

Damn Henry Boylston is extra smelly today.

henry boylston by Tyrell Hillman March 19, 2020

BMBLSH 

Break My Back Laughing So Hard

Usually used in a what if or what would you do statement.

What would you do if i got with David's sister...

I would BMBLSH

BMBLSH by Brock Stahl February 1, 2013