BLNTZ

A Phillies Blunt that has been unrolled and re-rolled with dank ass chrondo.

I love BLNTZ.

by D June 22, 2003

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

blitzo

epic imp from helluva boss

blitzo adopted Loona

by :D Jevil grill September 26, 2020

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

bantzed

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.

Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.

by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018

Fitness Blitz

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".

"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."

by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009