A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.
Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''
by FishMonster July 8, 2011
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A term used by the cool kids meaning awesome. It is often used to replace words such as awesome, cool, radical, on fleek, ect.l, but do not use it in English papers. It is informal.
You are looking so blitzer today.

That stunt Jimmy did was so blitzer.
by XxB3@UTY80085xX August 18, 2016
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Something which has a bad effect on a person or thing.
That fight we had last night was a proper blitzer!
by benits February 6, 2006
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A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).
Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.
by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013
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yo i cant wait to get home and smoke me a nice blitzer
by Guiseppe10 June 21, 2010
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A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"
Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.
by Jordan SXE Watson September 18, 2005
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A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.
Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"
by mrbrout June 15, 2017
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