blitzo 

epic imp from helluva boss

blitzo adopted Loona

blitzo by :D Jevil grill September 26, 2020

Blitzo 

An ugly piece of shit from Helluva Boss that kills people for money. This assclown is also known to be a self-important, selfish, and manipulative asshole that thinks he's superior to everyone else.

Person 1: Hey dude, do you know Blitzo? He's played by Brandon Rogers.
Person 2: Yeah, fuck him and his stupid character!

Blitzo by literal asshole May 21, 2023

The_Real_Blitzo

The Daddy©™ of r/Dailyfnafmemes.

u/AubergineDegenerate: "I was talking with The_Real_Blitzo, he said the new Helluva Boss episode was bullshit.

The_Real_Blitzo by Goofy Nigga Doin Shit June 25, 2024

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Calling Blitzkrieg by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.

Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.

The Curse of the Blitz by rhastings88 November 30, 2010

Brown Blitz 

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

Brown Blitz by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

Fitness Blitz 

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".

"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."

Fitness Blitz by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009