When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 02, 2015
"She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
by rhastings88 July 11, 2009
A nice girl that turns into a flaky slut after she gets her self-esteem stomped out by some dick-headed guy. She sleeps around so she can feel wanted but avoiding the realization that nobody likes her as a person.
Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth
Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth
Man 1: I'm telling you ever since that jerk hurt her feelings she's been acting like a total Friemoeller.
Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!
Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!
by rhastings88 July 25, 2012
A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.
Person 1: You're such a tool.
Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: You just said that.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.
Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: You just said that.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.
Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
by rhastings88 November 10, 2013
While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
by rhastings88 April 03, 2009
An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
by rhastings88 June 12, 2009
The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.
Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.
Man2: Aw, man...
Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.
Man2: Aw, man...
Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.
by rhastings88 November 30, 2010