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When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 2, 2015
Get the Call Karmamug. A nice girl that turns into a flaky slut after she gets her self-esteem stomped out by some dick-headed guy. She sleeps around so she can feel wanted but avoiding the realization that nobody likes her as a person.
Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth
Douche screws over nice girl; who becomes a slut (Friemoeller); who screws over nice guys; who become douches. And so on and so forth
Man 1: I'm telling you ever since that jerk hurt her feelings she's been acting like a total Friemoeller.
Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!
Man 2: I know what you mean. She acts just like that jerk now and she thinks that makes everything fair!
by rhastings88 July 25, 2012
Get the Friemoellermug. A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.
Person 1: You're such a tool.
Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: You just said that.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.
Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: You just said that.
Person 1: You're a tool.
Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.
Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
by rhastings88 November 10, 2013
Get the Last Word Syndromemug. (noun) A vague platitude with no meaning or purpose behind it. An attempt to save face, get last word, or placate. A verbal attempt to avoid confrontation. A cop-out answer.
by rhastings88 November 20, 2019
Get the A Line of Shitmug. PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.
Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.
Girl 2: I don't like her.
Girl 1: You just met her, why not?
Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.
Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
Girl 2: I don't like her.
Girl 1: You just met her, why not?
Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.
Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
by rhastings88 March 3, 2014
Get the PGR Diseasemug. "She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
by rhastings88 July 11, 2009
Get the Twitterpatedmug. While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
by rhastings88 April 3, 2009
Get the Door Knockermug.