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Twitterpated

A profound addiction to Twitter.

Preferring the use of Twitter over Facebook.
"She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
by rhastings88 July 11, 2009
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Jesus Junkie

An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.

This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.

Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"

"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."

"Evil?"

"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
by rhastings88 June 12, 2009
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The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.
Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.
by rhastings88 November 30, 2010
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Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!
by rhastings88 April 3, 2009
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Chubby Maker

A nice, but fat, no very attractive guy who manages to get hot girlfriends and over time the girlfriend also becomes fat and no longer as hot as she was. A threat to good looks everywhere.
You remember that hot chick I was telling you about?! Dude, that guy she's with is a total chubby maker!
by rhastings88 April 4, 2009
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PGR Disease

PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.
Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.

Girl 2: I don't like her.

Girl 1: You just met her, why not?

Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.

Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
by rhastings88 March 3, 2014
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Last Word Syndrome

A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.
Person 1: You're such a tool.

Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: You just said that.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.

Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
by rhastings88 November 10, 2013
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