Blitzkrieged 

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

Blitzkrieged by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

Blitzkrieged 

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

Blitzkrieged by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008

blitzkrieged 

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

blitzkrieged by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

blitzkrieged 

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

blitzkrieged by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Blitzkrieged 

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

Blitzkrieged by GrieveNasty91 October 21, 2010

Blitzkrieged 

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.

"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."

Blitzkrieged by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009

Blitzkrieged 

Passing a test at least an 'A-''

Amanda blitzkrieged her Trig class finals, the rest of her high school career will be much easier from this day forth.

Blitzkrieged by Mini14toter November 12, 2012