BLARFED 

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

BLARFED by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

barfed 

to vomit

i barfed near the toilet.

barfed by mitana April 19, 2016

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

Paul Blarted by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

blarfenstein 

(noun) The vomit of a person of Germanic descent.

Everyone please step around the blarfenstein, Barvo ate too much.

blarfenstein by Mikey T December 16, 2004

Blarted 

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.

People who say blarted confuse me.

Blarted by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010

Blarted 

The act/ motion of fucking up. The Ultimate mistake made

You gon Fucked up, you blarted so hard

Blarted by mfeinstein September 1, 2020