Blarned

When you have been wearing tight jeans or uncomfortable clothing all day and you finally get to wear a warm pajama before going to bed

Yesterday, it was the best night ever. I had to work all day in a tight suit and it was making it hard to breathe. I had dinner and then headed straight for the bed. I wore my new pajama and I felt so Blarned that I immediately fell asleep!

by Your Local Oracle October 2, 2020

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

Blained

When one has been abandoned by their team mates or when their team mates join the opposing team

He was blained by his team mates every time he played

by Maddness March 13, 2015

BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 7, 2013