Blarned

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When you have been wearing tight jeans or uncomfortable clothing all day and you finally get to wear a warm pajama before going to bed

Yesterday, it was the best night ever. I had to work all day in a tight suit and it was making it hard to breathe. I had dinner and then headed straight for the bed. I wore my new pajama and I felt so Blarned that I immediately fell asleep!

Blarned by Your Local Oracle October 2, 2020

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blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Related Words

Blarned • Blarted • blarney stone • Blained • Blarney • blarged • barned • blarneystoner • blained it • Blaineduffy

blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

blarneystoner by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

Blained

When one has been abandoned by their team mates or when their team mates join the opposing team

He was blained by his team mates every time he played

Blained by Maddness March 13, 2015

BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

BLARFED by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

Kiss The Blarney Stone by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026