b.f.t. 

Big Floppy Tits

As in Big Floppy Tits the acronym

Me: Man that Sarah girl got some B.F.T.
B-Rush: BIG FLOPPEH TITS

b.f.t. by Conaaah November 27, 2007

B.F.T. 

Butt Fuck Texas. Way out in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not going there, that place is way out in B.F.T.dude!!!

B.F.T. by synt@x December 14, 2008

B.F.T.D.S. 

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

B.F.T.D.S. by jeru411 May 28, 2013

B.F.T.B 

Big Fat Titty Balls - A term to describe large breasts or big fat tits.

"Looka dat chick, she's got BFTB's!!!!!"

B.F.T.B by Benderover August 23, 2005

b.f.t.d

b:best
f:friends
t:till
d:death

u r such my b.f.t.d

b.f.t.d by b.f June 27, 2008

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

B.F.o.t.D. 

Acronym for Bodily Function of the Day.

B.F.o.t.D.: Pooping.

B.F.o.t.D. by Admiral Buttercrust December 14, 2010