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B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”
Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.
PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009
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