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Beat Off Artist - someone who masturbates excessively.
He makes spanking it an art form. He's a regular B.O.A.
B.O.A. by Mobley Torez November 29, 2007
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Acronym. Big 'Ol Ass
Wow, look at that. Now that's a nice B.O.A.

Sharon has a B.O.A. I wouldn't mind getting back behind that for some doggystyle.
B.O.A by Brain Food November 22, 2007
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B.O.A.S. B.O.A.T.S. G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T boam starboard Boals boais boat BoA boab
Blown Out Asshole
That navy seaman has been fucked so much he has a B.O.A.
B.O.A by Timmy Tantrum June 21, 2018
Big OL Arab. One who is large in size and of the Arab descent. Also greatly appreciates fans and wishes to create a comedic environment everywhere.
Zead is the one and only B.O.A.

B.O.A.T.S. 

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.
Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!
B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009
same thing as “goat” (greatest of all time), but it’s “Bottiest Of All Time” meaning ur complete dogshit like the doodoo kine
yo, imnobody is a b.o.a.t damnnn

i’m not a goat, i’m a b.o.a.t
b.o.a.t by vUncle June 22, 2019

B.O.A.T. 

The generally accepted nickname for Professional NFL Quarterback, Blake Bortles. Short for, 'The Best Of All Time', this nickname was popularized in reference to Blake Bortles during his time playing Quarterback for the University of Central Florida of the NCAA and the Jacksonville Jaguars of the NFL. At 6'5" and 230 pounds with plus hand size and arm length, Bortles is the ideal body for an NFL Quarterback and can extend plays with his athleticism at an elite level. Off the field he has been nominated for the Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award and holds the current title of 'Blake Of The Year'.
Bro, did you see the game last night? The B.O.A.T. put up 4 TDs and 380 yards as he smoked the Patriots.
B.O.A.T. by Rigs.99 March 18, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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