B.O.A.S.

Barak Obama After Shock--- For those of you dumbass retards who thought that McCain should win the election went into what is called "B.O.A.S." They cannot believe that he has obviously won the election. So they may get depressed, suicidal, or exremely mad.

Yo, have you seen Christian?

Nah, i heard that he has B.O.A.S.

B.O.A.S. by J MONEYYY March 24, 2009

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G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T

Greatest Queef-Ass Beeyotch of All Time

Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!

G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T by G.O.A.T February 23, 2003

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B.O.A.T.S.

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.

Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!

B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009

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A.S.O.A.B

A.S.O.A.B - Arrogant Son Of A Bitch, a term used to call someone arrogant just coz they are being a little bit up themselves about a certain situation. Not to be taken very seriously,

Person One: Man i basicaly led my team to victory today. i mean i scored just about all out points, i out rebounded everyone, and i even dunked on there biggest guys! no one could beat me!

Person Two: Good job, your such an A.S.O.A.B though! :P

Person One: Haha, you know it ;D

A.S.O.A.B by MrChockThunder December 14, 2009