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That navy seaman has been fucked so much he has a B.O.A.
B.O.A by Timmy Tantrum June 21, 2018
Beat Off Artist - someone who masturbates excessively.
He makes spanking it an art form. He's a regular B.O.A.
B.O.A. by Mobley Torez November 29, 2007
Big OL Arab. One who is large in size and of the Arab descent. Also greatly appreciates fans and wishes to create a comedic environment everywhere.

B.O.A.T.S. 

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.
Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!
B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009
same thing as “goat” (greatest of all time), but it’s “Bottiest Of All Time” meaning ur complete dogshit like the doodoo kine
yo, imnobody is a b.o.a.t damnnn

i’m not a goat, i’m a b.o.a.t
b.o.a.t by vUncle June 22, 2019

B.O.A.T. 

The generally accepted nickname for Professional NFL Quarterback, Blake Bortles. Short for, 'The Best Of All Time', this nickname was popularized in reference to Blake Bortles during his time playing Quarterback for the University of Central Florida of the NCAA and the Jacksonville Jaguars of the NFL. At 6'5" and 230 pounds with plus hand size and arm length, Bortles is the ideal body for an NFL Quarterback and can extend plays with his athleticism at an elite level. Off the field he has been nominated for the Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award and holds the current title of 'Blake Of The Year'.
Bro, did you see the game last night? The B.O.A.T. put up 4 TDs and 380 yards as he smoked the Patriots.
B.O.A.T. by Rigs.99 March 18, 2019