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Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006
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Appaholic 

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.
I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.
Appaholic by IPaduser May 1, 2010

aquaholic 

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.
We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.
aquaholic by Vinny March 1, 2005

Assaholic 

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.
"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"
Assaholic by funkstank June 29, 2009

armaholic 

Addicted to,or a frequent player of ArmA and/or ArmA2.Armaholic is also a famous ArmA fansite.
1:You play ArmA so much,you're an Armaholic. 2:If you want to download some addons for ArmA go to www.armaholic.com
armaholic by Agent07 March 31, 2010

cathaholic 

A Catholic who is really into their religion.
I go to church, do youth group, and run a bible study. I guess you could say that I'm a Cathaholic.
cathaholic by redx5 September 26, 2005