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Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.
"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"
by funkstank June 29, 2009

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Noun 1. Someone who posts a lot of words on Urban Dictionary, whether his creation or not. 2. Typically, an unclever poster on Urban Dictionary. Lots of misspelled words.
"Cowboy Up What you say when its time to quit btiching and be aman"

What an urban dickhead.
by funkstank July 03, 2009

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Noun. A bastardized hybrid between two formerly opposed cultures. Generally, a white boy of redneck descent who has completely embraced hallmarks of african-american culture. It is not uncommon to see this type exiting a muddy, jacked-up truck with baggy pants barely clinging to the top curve of his buttocks. Often with mulatto baby in tow.
"So, I was at the Kid Rock concert and a group of Redneggers started throwing beer cans. I saw one connect with this chicks face. It was sweet."
by funkstank June 29, 2009

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Adj. Being simultaneously hungry and angry. Often the latter because of the former. Having one's hunger extended, unnecessarily so as to create anger.
"I haven't eaten since 2. You said you'd be at the restaurant by 6pm. It's 6:45, and I'm getting hangry!"
by funkstank June 27, 2009

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