Vinny's definitions

jiker

Jiker-a hitch hiking biker

i saw a jiker walking down the road so i picked him up , his chopper must have broken

by Vinny May 13, 2005

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004

ladder (recipient)

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.

If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

cobained

One who was transformed by and/or drawn in by Kurt Cobain, to the point of a full life change.

Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.

by Vinny March 2, 2005

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

firetruck

1) A vehicle which carries firemen and fire fighting equipment to the scenes of fires.
2) A substitute for the word "Fuck", which has risen from a (false) rumor that Soupy Sales said on his kids show "What starts with F and ends with UCK?" Firetruck!

1) The firetruck went to the burning house.
2) Go firetruck yourself.

by vinny February 9, 2004