25 definitions by Vinny

coik

trying to spell "cool" on msn, it can be used in many ways to say stuff.

that thing you said was coik

by Vinny April 25, 2004

tila nguyen

aka tila tequila according to her myspace, which 90% of people on there had her as a "friend". don't really find her attractive, not exactly a very gorgeous female.

I find most of the normal girls on myspace more attractive than this tila nguyen.

by Vinny April 17, 2005

keira knightley

gorgeous, hot, good-looking, when describing a girl

She's so keira knightley I really want to ask her out!

by Vinny April 8, 2005

dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

by Vinny April 28, 2004

prontera

prontera is the new element for supreme homosexuality, symbol PT.

his birthstone must be prontera.

by Vinny March 6, 2005

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by Vinny December 21, 2004

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004