Vinny's definitions

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004

ladder (recipient)

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.

If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004

cobained

One who was transformed by and/or drawn in by Kurt Cobain, to the point of a full life change.

Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.

by Vinny March 2, 2005

philmo

A business owner who does not take a day off.

He can't go today he's at work, he's such a philmo.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

Adam Corolla

co-host of the radio show loveline. Extremely funny, loves making fun of the callers, just a great comedic genius. pet peeves including junior college, Riverside, Van Nuys, Bakersfield, ranchero music....

"that's right, engineer Chris, still living with his mom. it's 10 minutes till the top of the hour, weather and traffic coming up. I'm beggin you, please drive through the red arrow!

by vinny April 16, 2005