assaholic

A term used to describe anyone who has an insatiable need for the ass. one who likes to lick,fondle,caress,stroke,eat,bite,sniff,or wipe other peoples asses and cannot stop, usually this leads to crack addiction
"Teresa is a major assaholic"
by Grey (Clitmaster) September 22, 2004
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When someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total asshole.
You drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several glasses and were a complete assaholic!
by Chadds Ford Group April 17, 2009
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i love ass! i think im an assaholic
by joey April 29, 2003
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In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".
Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."
by hnath January 19, 2006
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When a man loves ass so much that he becomes very irritable until he gets his first slice of the day.
That darn Bobby is so mean in the morning until he gets laid, he must be an assaholic.
by lou-man October 03, 2003
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A person who has become dependent in their public persona of drunk asshole.
"That guy whose always puking on your bed and putting his fist through the front door window is such a fucking assaholic!"
by roger January 30, 2004
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a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity
Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'
by allikat2005 November 16, 2005
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