altaholic

Someone who can not focus on just one character in an online game, usually known as their main. These people have many "alt"ernate characters.

"Ravenya is an Altaholic, because he has more toons then his age."
"If MacAllister and Unstable make one more Alt, we are going to have them put in Altaholics Anonymouse."

by Caimbeul July 29, 2008

Altaholic

Someone (specifically a skier) who is addicted to Alta's amazing snow and blue bird day

John: Hey man I went to Alta again this weekend!
Mark: What?! That's like the tenth time this month. Damn you're an Altaholic!!!

by Greatest Snow on Earth - SL,UT January 4, 2011

Altaholic

Someone who is infatuated with skiing powder, steeps, and chutes and continuously thinks about it no matter what the season. Will usually start training specifically for skiing in the summer to be optimal max elite because no one likes to puss out at elevation brah.

An Altaholic will plan trips to the canyon in the summer and will possibly avoid spending all holidays with family to ski pow.

Dude, Frags is no where to be found. His family has no idea where he is and it's Christmas eve.

C'mon man, it's snowing like a bitch and he's a total Altaholic. I know where he is man and I'm with him in Alta shredding pow and we are heading to the Red Iguana for some fuel. May hit up Ekamai Thai later too.

by Great N8 October 27, 2011

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous

Bill. W. (Wilson) & Dr. Bob (Smith) founded AA in 1935 in Akron, Ohio. In 2001, there were an estimated Over 2 Million members in 108,000 groups meeting in approximately 150 countries around the World! AA has helped So Very Many people & if you're having a layover at an airport or bus station, you can have them page "Friends of Bill W." so you'll have another recovering alcoholic to talk with! Sane for NA, which sprang from AA, just page "Friends of Jimmy K.". Most people there won't know what you're talking about.

Thank the Creator for the Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous, Bill W. & Dr. Bob!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

altoholic

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.

"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"

by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

Alcoholic Arnie

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

bro hug

by Jazzual July 29, 2011