Asystra

Pronouced (A-Sis-Truh) - Noun

green bozo at a 2005 house party in october (is autistic)

that weirdo asystra is staring at me, quick shoot them

Asystra by sunzuha October 28, 2025

Southern asstray 

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks

If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!

Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013

asstraction 

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.

Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.

asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Asstractive 

A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.

E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!

K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive

E: Bummer!

K: She sure is...

Asstractive by Ev. I January 13, 2009

Asstralia

The next communist country.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Asstralia, the next communist country.

Asstralia by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

asstrax 

What your wife hates to find on your underwear on laundry day.

Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.

asstrax by Russ W. August 22, 2007

asstraction 

A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.

"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."

asstraction by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007