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Lobby McJobby

1. A blowjob performed in an empty lobby
2. The dynamite that blows you up in Smash Karts

Bill: Man, I just got a lobby mcjobby!
Tommy: Yeah, it sucks!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

Robert Nevilis

Robert Nevilis was a Nazi scientist who, in 1905, invented the torture method known as "homework". He invented this specially for children because he liked to see dumb kids get even dumber. He has been rated by countless historians as a candidate for the worst and most evil human to have ever lived, as his infamous torture devices are still used by his employees today.

Tommy: I have homework, and it's all Robert Nevilis' fault!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

washiton

Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.

Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington?
Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

san franshitsgo

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

lobgrenuke

A device in Smash Karts resembling dynamite with a timer intended to be thrown at other players to blow them up. A portmanteau of 'lob', 'grenade' and 'nuke'.

Why does everyone survive all of my lobgrenukes yet I get blown up by them every time?

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse November 3, 2023