massachushits

The worst drivers in the USA

Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

Chadtire

When a video is both chad and satire

Tommy: I can't decide if this is chad or satire
John: It's chadtire!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

san franshitsgo

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

Dlited

When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.

Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

Asstralia

The next communist country.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Asstralia, the next communist country.

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021