asstracted 

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.

His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.

asstracted by Playtz July 24, 2011

asstraction 

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.

Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.

asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Minor Attracted Person 

otherwise known as MAP, it's a seemingly less worse way to say a disgusting fucking pedophile

person on twitter: im a minor attracted person, not a pedo
other person on twitter: no you stupid fucking bitch your a 40 year old pedophile who wants to date children. go get a fucking life you piece of fuck i hate all pedophiles

Minor Attracted Person by the_fucking_legend. January 5, 2021

Asstractive 

A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.

E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!

K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive

E: Bummer!

K: She sure is...

Asstractive by Ev. I January 13, 2009

Attracted

To be more than friends with someone; to like them. Basically, to be crushing on someone.

Person 1: Do you like Tim?
Person 2: Yeah I’m totally attracted

Attracted by Ok hun September 10, 2019

Attracted

When your dick seems to have a gravitational pull towards the person that you are attracted to.

I’m attracted to her.

Attracted by Oooooolalala March 25, 2019

sexually attracted to frying pans 

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

sexually attracted to frying pans by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017