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abstracted fiji 

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends
girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....
abstracted fiji by em mc May 4, 2009

asstracted 

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.
His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.
asstracted by Playtz July 24, 2011

appstracted 

When you go on to a phone or electronic device for a particular reason and get distracted by other apps, thereby forgetting or neglecting to complete original intention.
I went on my phone specifically to check my bank account balance, but I got "appstracted" by a notification and chose to open social media first. After 20 m

a notification persuaded me to open my social media app first. Then I remembered to log in

after opening social media apps first, then logging in my last meal, I was "appstracted" and forgot to even open my bank's app.
appstracted by some guy in NOVI April 17, 2019

appstracted 

When you intend to do a particular task on an electronic device and get distracted by other apps, creating a situation where you neglect the intended task.
I went on my phone to check my bank balance, but I got appstracted by a social media notification, which I opened and after surfing social media, I forgot to open my bank app.
appstracted by some guy in NOVI April 17, 2019

Kinger's Abstracted Wife 

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.
It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"

Queenie's Abstracted Form 

A black PP, REDACTED or REDACTED TOY with eyes.
Appeared in TADC episode 3 The Mystery of Mildenhall Manor.
Women are quite wankstains when they use Queenie's Abstracted Form as a REDACTED TOY