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His mom will end up "an asstramp"when I'm done with her
Asstramp by Asstramp Pimp September 3, 2022

asstrampoline

1. A person who has their ass used as a trampoline.
2. Someone who uses words such as "indicators", or "blinkers".
You're a complete asstrampoline.
asstrampoline by chalk_line January 9, 2008

asstrapolation 

To extrapolate by pulling stuff out of your ass.
The numbers in Rod's 5 million dollar grant application are pure asstrapolation.

asstampon 

a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex
me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass
asstampon by zedisdead87 May 29, 2011

asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.
Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.
asstrumpet by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

Asstrumption 

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion
Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.
Asstrumption by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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