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His mom will end up "an asstramp"when I'm done with her
Asstramp by Asstramp Pimp September 3, 2022

asstrampoline

1. A person who has their ass used as a trampoline.
2. Someone who uses words such as "indicators", or "blinkers".
You're a complete asstrampoline.
asstrampoline by chalk_line January 9, 2008

asstrapolation 

To extrapolate by pulling stuff out of your ass.
The numbers in Rod's 5 million dollar grant application are pure asstrapolation.

asstampon 

a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex
me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass
asstampon by zedisdead87 May 29, 2011

asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.
Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.
asstrumpet by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

Asstrumption 

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion
Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.
Asstrumption by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016