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Southern asstray
While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013
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asstraction
the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013
Asstractive
A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.
E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!
K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive
E: Bummer!
K: She sure is...
K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive
E: Bummer!
K: She sure is...
Asstractive by Ev. I January 13, 2009
Asstralia
Asstralia by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021
assthrax
1. What happens to your ass the morning after a night of binge drinking.
2. General illness involving one's ass.
2. General illness involving one's ass.
1) Dude, I've got one serious case of assthrax.
2) Man, my bum is on fire. It must be the assthrax.
3) Chipotle is rowdy. I think I've got the assthrax.
2) Man, my bum is on fire. It must be the assthrax.
3) Chipotle is rowdy. I think I've got the assthrax.
assthrax by Morning News February 12, 2008
asstraction
A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
asstraction by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007
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