Asvin 

A highly attractive, muscular, athletic person who loves sports and being outside. He is one of the sweetest and honest people a girl could meet, and is hard to let go of. He will make you laugh so hard you cry, and once you spend a day with him, you will never forget the time you had. Levi is a unique, one of a kind person that is loved by everyone.

My name is Asvin

Asvin by Ieisjrbb Uerh Ornrr April 22, 2017

Asvin 

Asvin is an extremely attractive, but incredibly obese monster. Asvin spends his entire life analyzing bits and pieces of Marvel movies, and whenever his friends ask him to watch a show, he usually leaves them on delivered. Asvin lives at the popular fast food chain, Chick Fil A, as can be explained by his tremendous weight. However, when Asvin is not eating burgers, he can be a very outgoing and genuine person. Asvin is extremely fun to talk to, but he is also extremely racist. Asvin's life revolves around saying words he shouldn't be saying, such as the infamous N-word. Asvin also makes fun of other races, including his own, calling people "chinks" and "monkeys" based on their Asian/Latino ethnicities. Asvin was originally meant to have a twin, but he consumed his twin in the womb. Whenever Asvin tries to impress a male, he usually goes to their house and kidnaps their parents to try and get them to fall in love with him. However, Asvin thinks that it is very sexy and not psychotic whatsoever.

Asvin, oh yeah, that's that one fatass who always be sayin "nigga"

Asvin by kindman14 January 31, 2022

Doing an Asvin

passing out while doing a bit of sport

Damn, he just swam a bit and a minute after he got out, he was totally doing an Asvin.

Doing an Asvin by Nifaks March 12, 2018

asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

Alvina 

Alvina is a great amazing person who is loved by multiple people but may not see it all the time. They are extremely funny and always love to make a joke out of anything and everything. They’re usually also very pretty and never like to say it. They also are bad bitches and says or does whatever they want to. They are social floaters and likes to be friends with everyone, And when you are friends with them you’ll never regret being friends with them. You are lucky to be friends with a Alvina

Person 1: Have you seen Alvina she’s so nice to everyone are you her friend?
Person 2: yeah almost everyone is

Alvina by JewishHitlar December 28, 2020

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

asmin

a confident and beautiful girl doing that tiktok trend rn

your name is either yasmine or jasmine

asmin by phatroachh August 25, 2020