An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best
head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's
female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving
head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.