Assvabber

1. Someone who uses anal juices to attract mates. Anal juices (or mix of ass and vag) are applied directly to the neck, forehead, under their own nose, back and groin to stimulate sexual encounters with strangers.

2. Someone who loves the smell of their own asshole

1. I think Chad is an Assvabber, he smells like poo and it's turning me on.

2. My supervisor at work is such an Assvabber, he just loves the smell of his own shit

by arseripper666 December 23, 2022

asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

asshaberdashery

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

by ntext.net August 23, 2006

Assgabbler

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

Assgrabbery

The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.

Hey, get over here you slapdicks and quit that assgrabbery!

by el House June 1, 2007

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004